ambientnightfall:

the-top-hat-anon:

i-am-a-fish:

tonakings:

i-am-a-fish:

tonakings:

i-am-a-fish:

comfy

FISH NO

..but comfy

FISH PLEASE YOU COULD GET HURT

s

sleeby….

Put those fucking sticks down

meanplastic:

You know she dead

alloutofreeds:

im-not-trash-im-recyclable:

blazeblastomega:

gordoananke:

ohhmelancholy:

misunderst00ds0ul:

joybeeeez:

guys never realize that. 

Why play games though? Just come out and say no, don’t seem to hard.

cause the word “no” is not in ya’ll vocabulary.

• A woman says no, I don’t want to go to prom with you, and gets stabbed to death.
  
• A woman says no, I will not sleep with you, and a man go on a shooting spree. 
  
• A woman says no, I will not give you my number, and is shot outside the club.
  
• A woman says no, I don’t want you to buy me a drink, and a man shattered a glass across her face. 
  
• A woman say no, I’m a lesbian, and a man shoots both her and her girlfriend while they slept in their home.
  
• A woman says no, I don’t want to be with you any more, and a man stabs her to death and murders her dog.
  
• A woman says no, stop harassing these teenagers, and a group of men beat her to death with stones and bats, smashing her skull on the pavement.
  
• A woman says no, we aren’t married any more, leave me alone, and a man shoots her to death.
  
• A woman says no, we work together but I’m not interested in you romantically, and a man shoots her to death whilst she’s working. 
  
• A woman says no, I don’t want to sleep with you, and a man rapes, murders and then hangs her from a tree.
  
• A woman says no, I’m not interested, and a man slashes her neck open.
  
• A woman says no, I never cheated on you, and a man beats her.
  
• A woman says no, I want a divorce, and a man cuts her neck open and stabs her multiple times.
  

You want us to start telling you no? You don’t want us to play games? Teach your fellow men to stop murdering us for it.

oh

I will always reblog this. Everyone should see it.

I would like to add:

• A girl says no, boy murders her (and several others) in a school shooting.

gray-firearms:

smegma-factory:

distinguishedbaloney:

BLADE SPORTS

No offence but I’d suck the foreskin off his dick

I’m glad tumblr gettin deleted

left-reminders:

scottbaiowulf:

chimmi-changa:

Horror movie trailer editors struggling to find a children’s nursery rhyme that already hasn’t been used for a different horror movie trailer

*creepy child’s voice singing* Milk milk…. lemonade… ‘round the corner… fudge is made

Ruined my stepsister’s birthday and got her banned from all clubs in town.

petty-revenge-stories:

warning: long story.

BACK STORY: When I was 12, my mom got married to a halfway decent guy. He’s not bad, but he’s not great either, but he made my mom happy and that’s all that I cared about. In fact, I cared so much about her happiness that I was willing to endure 6 years of living under the same roof as his self-obsessed, obnoxious, spoiled daughter, Amy. The entire time we lived together, she would project all of her insecurities onto me in the form of insults. Being young and wildly insecure about myself, these daily insults well and truly cut me to the core and just continued the cycle of crippling insecurity.

Keep reading

toastoat:

lokimaul:

Man what is up with this sentence….. It’s not cute

Yea, we’re transphobic…. keep scrolling

chanelchink:

*collapses on my king sized canopy bed with lavender satin sheets and goose down pillows in a baby pink silk robe holding an empty (but once full) swarovski crystal wine glass, throwing a maincured hand loosely over my eyes* im in love

kaijuno:

mr-stereotypical:

kaijuno:

My mom woke me up and was like “get up let’s go to the market” so I was like ‘okay’ and I got up and got dressed and went out into the kitchen to see my mom just waking up still in her robe and she turns to me and I’m confused because she was just dressed? So I was like “did you just tell me to get up and go somewhere with you or did I dream that??????????” And she was like “…. no… I was thinking about waking you up in a few hours to ask if you wanted to go to the farmers market with me though…”

So like I had a dream she woke me up to go to the farmers market that was real enough for me to get up and get dressed only for her to tell me she had only thought about waking me up to go to the farmers market????

I was just like “yeah well you think too loud it woke me up” and went back to bed because like ??

It’s starting…

This reply is omenous and slightly terrifying

god-dammit-fandom:

Oh god… this took me way longer to get than it should have, but this punchline is PERFECT.

thegradschooltrenches:

When I get back to my boyfriend’s house after spending all day with my family

moonlandingwasfaked:

oh good lord it’s bad if fox news is also with them